There it is like a relic from days gone by, shining in the sun just beckoning all passersby: the biggest, baddest, slide in town. It is fast and so, so high. To enhance its luster, its beauty, its speed, it is constructed completely of metal and nothing else. And to protect innocent tushes from the hot sun, it is shaded by the limbs of a big oak tree. Climb it if you can. Slide it if you dare.
