In an act of bovine largesse, the Texas Wranglers and Silver Spurs commissioned and donated a statue of a staunch and stern, anatomically correct steer to the University of Texas. Though it must have seemed a place of honor at the time, the pathway between Hargis Hall and the Nowotny Building is a university pasture not often traveled, and there the lonely steer remains soldered in place, bronze eyes cast forlornly towards Memorial Stadium, where a livelier crop of Bevos get all the attention on certain Saturday afternoons. Ripe, ready, and loaded to bear, this ol' bull is woefully short on partners. Hey man, we've been there.
